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Jim Jorgensen is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. >> One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's >> not a >> ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a >> boat." The >> speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of >> the >> surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba >> gear. >> >> She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since >> you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, >> unzips this >> waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh >> cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, >> "Man, >> oh man! Is that good!" >> >> Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of >> whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her >> waterproof >> pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes >> a >> long >> swig >> and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" >> >> Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front >> of >> her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since >> you've >> had some REAL fun?" >> >> And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got a >> motorcycle >> in there!"