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[turbobike] Fw: Joke

Rick (gsxr1100@ptw.com)
Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:22:28 -0800

Jim Jorgensen is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
>>  One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's
>> not a
>>  ship."  The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a
>> boat." The
>>  speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of
>> the
>>  surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba
>> gear.
>> 
>>  She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since
>>  you've had a cigarette?"  "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over,
>> unzips this
>>  waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh
>>  cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
>> "Man,
>>  oh man! Is that good!"
>> 
>>  Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of
>>  whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her
>> waterproof
>>  pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes
>> a
>> long
>> swig
>>  and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
>> 
>>  Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front
>> of
>>  her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since
>> you've
>>  had some REAL fun?"
>> 
>>  And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got a
>> motorcycle
>>  in there!"