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Subject:=09Harley Joke

> A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson.  One day he
>finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.
> After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would like som=
>extra chrome protection added to the bill. The young man is upset because
>does not have the extra money, and is now afraid that the chrome will rus=
>as soon as it gets wet.
> The dealer tells him not to worry. There is an old biker trick that will
>keep the chrome like new. All he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline
>handy and put it on the chrome before it rains - and everything will be
>fine. The young man happily pays for the bike and leaves.
> A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She
>him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and
>date is set.  At the  appointment time, he picks her up on his Harley and
>they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that the=
>have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do th=
> After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
>person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen
>minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and
>kisses the woman in front of her family. And no one says a word....... Ne=
>he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table
>has sex with her in front of everyone. And no one says a word....... Now =
>is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table.
>They have even wilder sex. And no one says a word........ By now he is
>getting very worried and is thinking what to do next when he hears thunde=
>in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley=
>so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his Vaseline.
> And the father says "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"