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[turbobike] Fw: Traffic Tickets

Rick (gsxr1100@ptw.com)
Sat, 7 Nov 1998 12:25:59 -0800

> Subject:  Traffic Tickets
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>On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a
>traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. 
>
>The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa
>bring that to you?"  The kid says, "Yeah." 
>
>The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light
>on that bike."
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>The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle
>safety violation ticket. 
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>The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By
>the way, that's a nice horse you got there.  Did Santa bring 
>that to you?"  Humoring the kid,  the cop says, "Yeah, he 
>sure did." The kid says, "Well, next  year tell Santa to put 
>the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." 
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