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> Subject: Traffic Tickets > > >On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a >traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. > >The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa >bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." > >The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light >on that bike." > >The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle >safety violation ticket. > >The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By >the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring >that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he >sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put >the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." > > >